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"I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong."

— Lemony Snicket  (via neverseemtostay)

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

moonemojii:

welcome to Australia MOTHER FUCKER

WHEN AMERICANS ASK IF WE PET KANGAROOS
THIS IS WHY FUCK NO

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

moonemojii:

welcome to Australia MOTHER FUCKER

WHEN AMERICANS ASK IF WE PET KANGAROOS

THIS IS WHY FUCK NO

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obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

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"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

BOOM

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"Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer."

— Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via yungbrndn)

😶🙌

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texanpadalecki:

crossroadsdemondean:

hellfiremeg:

We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 


So doing this

texanpadalecki:

crossroadsdemondean:

hellfiremeg:

We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

So doing this

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Words don’t even begin to explain how excited I am to see my family and friends😍 it’s been nearly 8 months since I moved to Sydney and this is my first visit back.

Words don’t even begin to explain how excited I am to see my family and friends😍 it’s been nearly 8 months since I moved to Sydney and this is my first visit back.

"I remember crying over you and I lost so many tears. Now I’m here and I don’t know why I ever cared so much about you."

— sad-idol (via sad-idol)

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